(Orange you glad it's not red alert?)
Count Dracula--I mean, Michael Chertoff--is concerned!! Which means that people must be panicking in the streets. I have no way of telling, because I'm out in the country.
In the country, people panic in the roads, vice streets.
God, this is exciting.
Any time now, our "news" media will be featuring polls showing increased support for Bush (from 30 percent to 35 percent, or something) on account of this latest bit.
If I sound the least bit skeptical or sarcastic, I don't know why.
Meanwhile, FMU has a photo gallery of deformed, etc. animals ("More Mutants"). I guess some people get off on such things. Maybe it's a statement about their morality. The state thereof.