"More political than what?" you ask. Ha, ha.
It's just that "Additional political stuff" doesn't make for as snappy a title. And, as I type this, Earl Fuller's 1917 orchestra is playing in my ears, and it's hard to even focus on politics. Politics--what are those?
Oh, yeah, now I remember. Bribes. Golfing trips to Scotland. Registered voters at the right polling places nevertheless forced to use provisional ballots. "9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11...." (Three hours later): "9/11, 9/11, 9/11."
Yeah, I remember. Now, how do I forget again?
Btw, you'll have to admit I take a more creative approach to dissing government than most other blogs. They're all, "Those idiots in Congress, etc., etc." while I focus on the real problem, with is corruption. Dishonesty. The shameless use of propaganda for self-gain. We WISH the guilty parties were stupid, but if only they were. The problem is that Cheney, Rove, Delay, et al. aren't the least bit dumb. Morally dumb, yeah. We're talking moral dumbness bordering on sociopathology. But they're operating in a milieu in which borderline sociopathology is something you list under "Special Talents" on your resume.
Those idiots in Washington, grumble, grumble. There. I feel SO cutting-edge now. I are cool.
This first selection is cool, too. In a campy way. (The adjective "retro," so far as this blog is concerned, does not exist.) It's a campaign song for Ted Kennedy sung by Mitch Miller and The Boys to the tune of
Hey, Look Me Over.
Damn it. I just ruined it....
Hey Massachusetts, Mitch Miller and the Boys. From a 45 titled (at the top)
Edward M. Kennedy. (I snapped a shot of the label, but it came out blurry. There's not much to look at, anyway.)
"Vote correct, elect E.K.!" I like the guy, personally, but I hate that damn tune. Google tells me it was introduced by Lucille Ball in 1960 in
Wildcat. Far out. In the Navy, it was sung to the words, "Hey, f... me over, (something) in my ear. That's what we get for serving over here." All these years later, it still fails to amuse me. Military humor is like any other humor--some of it is funny, some of it isn't. And a lot of it is identical to, or simply a minor variation on, standard workplace humor. Most of which is just as bad.
I need to get out of aside mode, here. I can't help it, I tell you....
O.K., here's an item that's not the least bit uncommon, but... I'd never heard it before. And I really like it until the last stupid line, which I suspect was added by Red Skelton. I'm guessing the text came from one of Skelton's writers or else was a "traditional" recitation sitting around waiting to be swiped. It's too distinguished for Skelton to have dreamed up. What a shame--the meaning of democracy is so beautifully spelled out, and Skelton has to add the school prayer reference. Not only does it ruin the tone of the piece, it's downright illiterate by comparison. Thanks, Red:
The Pledge of Allegiance, Red Skelton, 1969. Burger King cardboard 33 1/3 record (with vinyl veneer, of course).
Here's my copy, though there are better images on Google:

Whoever wrote the pre-ruined text, on the other hand--way to go. Seriously.
Here's some more conservative stuff, albeit the sort of Libertarian right-wingism that was more common circa 1970 than now. The far left has pretty much taken over this kind of thinking, but a fear of new things, a total opposition to law and order (or, "Why can't I do everything I feel like doing? Wah!"), and the like had yet to be co-opted by "hipsters," meaning that the cats who espoused these things were, by anyone's description (including their own), square. There might be a lesson there, hm?
The Fickle Finger of Fate Award (Rabbitt--Heard), Guy Drake, 1970. From an LP whose title stems from a still-current racist urban legend.
I have a decent amount of right-wing country stuff, but it frankly makes me sick to listen to it, and I'd feel even worse if I posted it. So... sorry if you had any requests in that area. There's some material even I can't stomach. Guy Drake, I can stand, partly because he's like a cross between Ray Stevens, Roger Miller, and Doodles Weaver. And Spiro Agnew.
The spring has sprung; the grass has riz. I wonder where the posies is.
Lee