
I hope I'm not jumping the grave here--I mean, gun. But I've got a bunch of Halloween stuff to post, so why not start now, I said to myself. I said that to myself two days ago, in fact.
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Scene: Two days ago.
"So, why not start now?"--Me, to myself.
(Harp music, fade.)
Yup, my exact words, as docu-dramatized in the preceding flashback. Speaking of flashlights, wouldn't you hate to have the batteries go out on yours in the middle of an EVP-gathering party in a big, scary graveyard? You'd feel all the more ridiculous for being in the middle of a graveyard searching for Electronic Voice Phenomena.
I hate to admit it, but years ago I left my cassette recorder on to see if it would capture any ghost voices. I didn't think it would, but I was in a "why not try it?" frame of mind. So, I left it running in my living room while I went upstairs to bed. The next day I played the cassette back--nothing but tape hiss.
Oh, and this eerie voice telling me to grow up and stop believing in ghosts.
But Halloween, of course, is the season for suspending all rational, objective, skeptical thought. Except for those who ordinarily don't think rationally or skeptically--in which case, Halloween is a time for embracing reason. Whatever works, rite-of-reversal-wise.
Anyway, we've got some surefire shellac shockers guaranteed to shake up even the least sheepish:
Spooky Spooks (Claypoole), Prince's Band, 1916. From 12" Columbia 78.
The Sneak!, Club Royal Orchestra, 1921. From Victor 78.
Ah-Ha!, Paul Whiteman and His Orchestra, 1925. From Victor 78.
Chopin's Funeral March, Arthur Pryor's Orch., 1908. From 12" Victor 78.
Dance of the Demon (E. Holst, 1888), Victor Arden and Phil Ohman, 1923. From Victor 78.
The H Man, Columbia Pictures Theatre Lobby Spot, 1958. From 78.
And there's one more, but I haven't uploaded it yet. I will do so and then add it.
That is my initial-Halloween-playlist promise to you.
Lee