This is an official list. Or it's officially a list. I forgot which.
1. He breathed.
2. He signed something.
3. He spoke.
4. He made a decision. Followed by another. A trend is emerging, here.
5. He picked so-and-so for this or that position.
6. He breathed again.
7. He shook hands with someone.
8. He did this, that, and the other thing.
9. See 1-8.
10. He declared support for something.
11. He spoke to the press.
12. He acted in the capacity of POTUS.
13. He ordered a pizza over the phone.
14. He wrote and sent a memo.
15. He sat down.
16. And adjusted his chair.
17. He greeted somebody.
TO BE CONTINUED AT SOME POINT