Beattle Mash--The Liverpool Kids (Palace 777; 1964)

Is this the worst of the budget label Beatles knock-offs?  Sure seems to be, but since I haven't heard them all, I can't really say for certain.  Meet the three Liverpool Kids, all of whom appear to be pushing 40.  (Maybe it's the lighting.)  Beattle Mash, says the cover--with two t's.  Maybe the Palace and Masterseal labels (this also came out on Masterseal) were simply being clever.  But, wait--on the label, the title becomes Beatle Mash, and the Liverpool Kids become... the Schoolboys.  Was the staff asleep when it put this one out?

It gets weirder.  I quote this sentence fragment from the liner notes: "THE LIVERPOOL MOPTOPS--these four young men, who with a group of excellent musicians, have adopted the style of BEATLING, the hottest craze in show business on either side of the Atlantic."  The notes promise that the Liverpool Moptops "will give you the great pleasure you are looking for."  So, if you've been looking for great pleasure, you've found it right here.

So, our group is the four-guy trio called THE LIVERPOOL MOPTOPS, and not the Schoolboys, and not the Liverpool Kids.  And their specialty is "BEATLING."  So, why are most of the tracks Twist numbers?  I'll answer that soon.

But let's start with the two numbers which make this trash classic a classic--they are 1) a pretty decent fake version of She Loves You, and 2) a blatant plagiarism of I Want to Hold Your Hand, called Why Don't You Set Me Free (the chorus lyrics being, "Why don't you let me go?"). Which could be retitled Why Did They Not Get Sued?  Absolutely priceless.  My guess is that the Beatles and Brian Epstein weren't going to halt their wildly successful concert and record gigs and go after a track on a label so indifferent to product quality that it couldn't get either its LP title or fake group name straight.  As if they'd know or care about this Franken-collection.  Anyway, these first two tracks are gems, at least to fake-hit fanatics like me.

And a little checking revealed that all or most of the rest are retitled Twist numbers from three LPs issued on this label (and Masterseal) and credited to Bobby Dunn with Les Cooper and His Twisters.  The old reuse-and-retitle strategy.  So, Japanese Beatles is also The Latin Twist, from an earlier Palace/Masterseal LP, a Twist collection very imaginatively titled, Twist.  Pea Jacket Hop is The Chinese Twist (huh??).  Lookout for Charlie is Twisting on the Hill, while I'm Lost Without You is Shimmy, Baby, and Thrill Me Baby is What a Thrill.  All from Twist.  Dunn and Cooper probably never imagined that, shortly down the road, they'd become a four-man "BEATLING" trio called THE LIVERPOOL MOPTOPS.  Or the Schoolboys.  Or the Liverpool Kids.

There may be a worse Beatles knock-off cheapie out there, but none as absurd.  Then again, you can't underestimate these outfits too much....




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She Loves You
Why Don't You Set Me Free
Let Me Tell You
Take a Chance
Swinging Papa
Thrill Me Baby
I'm Lost Without You
You Are the One
Pea Jacket Hop
Japanese Beatles
Lookout for Charlie



Beattle (or Beatle) Mash--The Liverpool Kids, or the Schoolboys, or the Liverpool Moptops (Palace 777; 1964)


Lee

Another 78 break (No cracks, please)--1904-1939

With this batch of shellac (sixteen sides!), I was testing my new after-market 78 stylus for my Stanton 500 cartridge.  Now, I could have gotten a custom-made stylus for more than four times the cost, but I can't see paying half the price of a turntable for a needle, so....  At any rate, since Stanton's no longer making the stylus, after-market is the only option.  So....

Not too pricey, and it performs well.  But I had to get used to its lower-end punch, so I ended up doing some of these tracks twice.  Or thrice, in one instance.  (Thrice in one instance.  Hm....  Does that add up?)  Anyway, some interesting sides today.  A number of these were "problem" 78s, which simply means they were not in the best of shape.  More "knackered" than usual.  (I'm having Scotland flashbacks....)  So I did a lot of splicing out of bumps, thumps, and big clicks.  Just my job, ma'am.  Yup.  Been doin' it since I was a pup.

Form 1939, two sides that border on high fidelity--both of them Albert Ketelbey standards: In a Monastery Garden and In a Persian Market.  I swapped my original playing order, because, when placed after Persian Market, Monastery Garden simply sounds like a continuation of the other piece.  It helps to have a contrast in tempo, dynamics, or other essential details when you're featuring two mood pieces in a row.  Or, descriptive pieces.  Whatever.  "Light concert works" will do it.  Some distortion during the middle-theme crescendo on Market, which could have been the result of a mistracking gramophone tonearm way back when--or a worn needle.  We'll never know.  1923's Applesauce, performed by the Columbians, is a delightful dance number, and I managed to mask some high-freq distortion without muffling things.  Then, Joseph C. Smith's first sides--1916's amazing Money Blues, composed by arranger Hugo Frey (amazing in the way it anticipates the Whiteman sound), and the bouncy one-step I've Got a Shooting Box In Scotland (1917), composed by Cole Porter.  Arabian Nights is back--this time, by Joseph Knecht's Waldorf-Astoria Orchestra, and the sound is very Joseph C. Smith.  Especially for not being Smith.

Next, two by the Dixie Daisies, and they're classic early '20s dance, the second side an especially jazzy one. On the same label (Cameo), the "Dixie Daisies" served as a pseudonym for bandleaders like Fred Rich, Irving Mills, and Adrian Schubert.  Most of those sides also came out on the Lincoln and Romeo labels.  Now you know.  And... we have the Brox Sisters trio, with Arthur Johnson on piano, singing Irving Berlin's Lazy and a number I remember from my young days, Cover Me up with the Sunshine of Virginia, though I seem to recall it was by a ukulele player.

And we have Irving Berlin's wonderful Alice In Wonderland, coupled with Poor Butterfly.  The latter became a standard, but I think the Berlin song is better.  (Not that anyone asked me.)  On the former, "Anna Howard" sings with Harry MacDonough.  Anna Howard is actually Lucy Isabelle Marsh.  Butterfly is sung by "Edna Brown," who is actually Elsie Baker.  Now the weird fact--the Canadian edition of this 78 used Lucy Isabelle Marsh's pseudonym ("Anna Howard") for Poor Butterfly, and I'm sure it was done just to confuse collectors 104 years later.  Very sneaky.  Anyway, priceless vocal sides, and forgive the opening surface noise on the gorgeous Alice in Wonderland.

Band Espanola gives us the "Cake Walk and Two-step" Berta, and it's a very raggy number.  At the Discography of American Historical Recordings, a range of recording years is given for this one--1905-1907.  That must mean the band periodically returned to the studio to redo the side.  So it must have been a big seller.  1904's Cocoanut Dance may (or may not) have been transferred to disc from cylinder--there is a cylinder recording of the number by the same artist in the same year--but it's also possible the cylinder and disc recordings were made concurrently.  Well, not at exactly the same time, unless banjoist Vess L. Ossman was able to bi-locate.

Then, two weird 1920 Ted Lewis sides--the Ted Lewis Jazz Band, no less.  Fair One, a hit song by Lewis and George Mallen, comes first, and it frankly sounds like something dying.  That's my best description of the side.  It has a Dixieland sound, but it's all treble and mid-range--either 1/3 of the band missed the gig, or the engineer screwed up.  The saxophone work is awful, and I suspect it's Ted Lewis on alto sax--the pointless flourishes and the ascending chromatic runs sound like Ted's notion of clarinet playing transferred to the sax.  I'm almost certain Ted is playing the clarinet at the start, then making a quick switch.  His tone is dreadful, and it distracts from the fairly interesting stuff going on behind him.  The sax is less destructive on Gypsy Moon, on which Lewis mostly plays fill-in phrases when he's not stating the melody.  The total effect is still weird, but not as.

The shellac awaits you.







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In a Monastery Garden (Ketelbey)--Columbia Salon Orch., Dir. Mortimer Palitz (Columbia 36234; 1939)
In a Persian Garden (Ketelbey)--Same
Applesauce (Lyman-Arheim-Freed)--The Columbians--Dance Orchestra Deluxe (Columbia A3853; 1923)
Money Blues (Hugo Frey)--Joseph C. Smith and His Orchestra (Victor 18165; 1916)
I've Got a Shooting Box in Scotland (Cole Porter)--Same, 1917
Arabian Nights (M. David-Wm. Hewitt)--Joseph Knecht's Waldorf-Astoria Orch. (Victor 18536; 1918)
Lovin' Sam (The Sheik of Alabam') (Milton Ager)--Dixie Daisies (Cameo 291; 1922)
What More Do You Want? (Isham Jones)--Same
Lazy (Irving Berlin)--The Brox Sisters, Piano Acc. by Arthur Johnston (Victor 19298; 1924)
Cover Me Up with the Sunshine of Virginia (Young-Lewis-Meyer)--Same
Alice in Wonderland (Irving Berlin)--Anna Howard (Lucy Isabelle Marsh)-Harry MacDonough (Victor 18211; 1916)
Poor Butterfly (Golden-Hubbell)--Edna Brown (Elsie Baker)--Same
Berta (Cake Walk and Two-step)--Band Espanola (Columbia Record 5663; 1905-1907)
Cocoanut Dance--Moreau Characteristic--Vess L. Ossman, Banjo Solo w. Orchestra Acc. (Columbia Disc Record No. 1705 (1904)
Fair One (Ted Lewis-George Mallen)--Ted Lewis Jazz Band (Columbia A2998; 1920)
Gypsy Moon (Ed Moebus)--Same

Lee

78 break--Original Dixieland Jass Band, Anna Wheaton, Earl Fuller's Famous Jazz Band, Harry Raderman

I think we all need a 78 break.  Of course, "break" and "78" in the same sentence seems like bad luck.  I will say, and I think it's true (not positive), that I have only broken four 78s by accident over my collecting career.  At times, I've busted them on purpose, but I very rarely break them by accident.  And I've had a few that gave up the ghost in storage.  You pull them out of the rows, and they're cracked.  I've been told that, in these cases, a hairline crack was already present--and just itching to become a complete split.

Anyway, I did not know until just now that Harry Raderman was born in Odessa, Russia, where he did not star as an extra in Potemkin.  Wow, what's next?  Irving Berlin coming from Siberia?  Anyway, Harry Radernan was the laughing trombone on Joseph C. Smith's (in my opinion) wonderful recording of W.C. Handy's Yellow Dog Blues.  And it looks like he played in Earl Fuller's jazz band, so we've get Raderman times three today--twice, with Fuller, and once as leader of his own jazz orchestra.  The Fuller jazz sides aren't as bad, jazz-wise, as I'd remembered, and they're catchy and fun, with Coon Band Contest (such attitudes were front and center back then) pretty close to actual jazz.  The players are very good, save for Ted Lewis and his awful clarinet, and the drumming (Fuller, I assume) is captured marvelously well by Victor's recording horn.  Raderman's Make That Trombone Laugh is jazz in the complex, carefully planned Paul Whiteman manner.

The 1917 Columbia Original Dixieland Jass Band sides were long thought to predate the group's Victor recordings--collectors assumed that Columbia, following the ODJB's success on Victor, had released its two rejected sides by the group.  No such luck.  These are from May, 1917.  The Victor sides go back to February. These have a loose quality I really like.  And the warm Columbia sound suits them better than the colder, more clinical Victor fidelity.  Cold fidelity.  Did I just make up a term?  Superb sides.

And the two W.C. Handy recordings, also from 1917, feature virtuoso playing and boundless energy and not the best fidelity--the weak treble is a feature of the recording, I think, not over-filtering on my part.  (So he says.)  Fuzzy Wuzzy Rag is a blatant rip-off of Scott Joplin's Maple Leaf Rag, but the arrangement is fascinating in its ragtime/jazz synthesis.  Styles merge all the time in popular music, but, despite the inane (and widespread) notion to the contrary, the merging of styles is not the thing that powers musical evolution.  It's not a sustainable model, for one thing.  If any given style is a matter of two styles joining together, then we get into infinite regression pretty quickly.  But it's cool to find records that straddle the stylistic fence to the extent this one does, and what in the heck did I just type?  I used to think jazz came right out of ragtime--until I realized that "right out of" doesn't make much sense as a concept.  It's always wisest to think of evolution in terms of change, because that's what evolution is.  Mutation over time makes more sense than A+B=C, and again because of infinite regression.  So there.  Where the heck was I?

Oh, yeah--Anna Wheaton.  A "musical theatre actress and singer of the early 20th century"--Wikipedia.  I'd Like to Be a Monkey in the Zoo (1917, again) holds up as fairly amusing 103 years later, so she had to be talented.  My copy is far from mint, but my wider needle made most of the lyrics possible to make out.  I'm not that much into vaudeville, but the occasional example is fun.  And we get two helpings of the superb band led by Charles Adams Prince, and two sides by Harold Veo's Orchestra (1917!!  What's with that year?), which are quite jazz-influenced.  The Zoo Step almost sounds like slowed-down Dixieland.

Enjoy!

UPDATE: And I screwed up the track order.  The zip is now fixed. Sorry!





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Indiana--One-step (Hanley)--Original Dixieland Jass Band (Columbia A2297; 1917)
Darktown Strutters' Ball (Brooks)--Same
Li'l' Liza Jane--One-step--Earl Fuller's Famous Jazz Band (Victor 18394; 1917)
Coon Band Contest (Pryor)--Same
Fuzzy Wuzzy Rag--One-step (Morton)--Handy's Orchestra (Columbia A2421; 1917)
The Snaky Blues (Nash)--Same
"The Zoo Step"--One-step (Clarence Wilson)--Harold Veo's Orchestra (Victor 18372; 1917)
Don't Leave Me Daddy (J.M. Verges)--Same
Make That Trombone Laugh (Henry Scharf)--Harry Raderman's Jazz Orch. (Okeh 4089; 2930)
Black Diamond Rag (Henry Lodge)--Prince's Band (Columbia A1140; 1912)
Another Rag--A Raggy Rag (Theodore Morse)--Prince's Badn (Columbia A1292; 1913)
I'd Love to Be a Monkey in the Zoo (White)--Anna Wheaton, Soprano (Columbia A2384; 1917)

                                                                                                                Anna Wheaton

From Britain with Beat; That English Sound--More bad fakes from Modern Sound (Hit Records)!!

When are British Invasion comps not British Invasion comps?  When they're fake, of course.  And I have two fake-hit British Invasion comps today, the first--From Britain with Beat--blessed with one of the most hilarious covers in the history of long-playing records.  The wig maker obviously took "mop top" far too literally--I think these guys would have been sent home on Halloween.  Or maybe the label was making fun of the British groups.  There's no way to be sure.

At any rate, from the liner notes: "In this album we have tried to recapture the original sounds of some of the hit songs that have made this very exciting new trend {"The English Sound" or "The British Beat"} possible."  That accounts for seven of the ten tracks--the remaining three are filler numbers written by label personnel.  The rest are well-known Invasion numbers--three originally from the Beatles, one from the Rolling Stones, one from Herman's Hermits, one from Manfred Mann, and the other from the Nashville Teens (of Nashville, England?  Yuk, yuk).  Tobacco Road was written by John D. Loudermilk, whose own 1960 version was slower and quieter but not all that different from either the Teens' rendition or this cover of a cover.  I love covers of covers.  Or, to be more precise, fakes of covers.  Only my analyst knows why.

The filler numbers are: 1) Broken Hearted, Sad and Blue, by producer William Beasley's wife Dorothy, under the pseudonym "J. Norris;" 2) Come on On, written by Bobby Wilson (Bobby Russell, perhaps?);  and I'm So Lonely, which appears not to have come out in single form, which leaves me without access to composer credits.  But it's clearly a product of this outfit.  Of the three extra tracks, the last two possess a halfway British-Invasion sound, which may have merely been an accident.  Broken Hearted is making its second appearance at this blog, since this label, like all cheapo operations, re-reused tracks like crazy.

Keeping with the norm, the LP gives no performer credits, though of course all tracks (but one) came out as Hit Records 45s.  I saw no point in tracking those down on line (be my guest--45cat and Discogs should have them all), except where I needed songwriter credits.  I will say that Sha La La was credited to "The Beasts" on 45, because I find that credit hilarious.  And Ed Hardin received the blame for performing Broken Hearted....

It's possible that, after observing people fall to the drugstore carpet laughing at the From Britain... jacket, someone at MS/Hit Records decided, "No more photo covers."  Except they did do some more, with most of them pretty tacky, though none as hilarious as From Britain....  But in the case of our second LP, That English Sound, (a thrift gift from Diane--thanks, Diane!), the label wisely opted for a drawn cover that isn't all that bad--unless it was an attempt to caricature the Beatles, in which case... dear God.

The English Sound promises "the best of the hit songs that have been responsible for the continued popularity of 'The English Sound.'"  From the fill-space-with-words school of jacket notes.  Yes, hit titles, plus (you'll never guess) four filler tracks by Hit Records employees Bergen White (You Make the Decisions, Just Give Me Time, Bless You Little Girl) and Bobby (Little Green Apples) Russell (Where Were You).  The blah You Make the Decisions showed up earlier at this blog on another Modern Sound LP (Modern Sound 1012),  so you're not hearing double.  The filler efforts sound out of place here, though Just Give Me Time (not to be confused with the garage band number by The "In") is a nice song with nice harmonies--too bad about the sub-Brian Wilson falsetto.  The remaining six tracks are genuine Invasion numbers, all but one of which I remember first-hand, with four originally by the Beatles--Day Tripper being this (or maybe any) label's all-time worst Beatles fake.  Listen to the singers hit every note but the right ones during the vocal harmony break.  Classic!  As Tears Go By was never my favorite Rolling Stones song, and it's pretty badly done here (the singer is the weak link), and Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter is one of a handful of Invasion hits that I can't stand--I absolutely can't see the appeal of the thing.  Based on what I've read, Herman's Hermits were amazed to see the single hit No. 1 in the U.S., so maybe they weren't the biggest fans, either.  To me at least, the low quality of this cover is beside the point--it's kind of fitting, though the bad attempt at a British accent is pretty entertaining.  By contrast, Help! is a pleasant surprise--it's not all that bad a forgery, and it can't be an easy number to cover.  Plus, Hit Records generally did a terrible job covering the Fab Four, so I have to give it a B+, or even an A- (in context).  We Can Work It Out could have been worse, as could have Yesterday (a song I love), though by how much, I'm not sure.  By fake-hits standards (whatever those are), these two efforts are merely moderately bad.  Which makes them pretty good.  Not sure what my logic is there, or if I used any, but... to the fun fakes!  Even when this outfit's material sucked, it sucked with enthusiasm.  Buyers always got their (lack of) money's worth.

I have easy access to the Hit Records 45 rpm artist credits, so need to relay them, unless you want to.

Rendered in two zip files....





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FROM BRITAIN WITH BEAT

I Want to Hold Your Hand
Tobacco Road
Can't Buy Me Love
I'm Henry the VIII, I Am
Eight Days a Week
(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
Sha La La
Broken Hearted, Sad and Blue (J. Norris, aka Dorothy J. Beasley)
Come on On (Bobby Wilson)
I'm So Lonely (Unknown)

THAT ENGLISH SOUND

We Can Work It Out
As Tears Go By
Yesterday
Where Were You (Bobby Russell)
You Make the Decision (Bergen White)
Help!
Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter
Day Tripper
Just Give Me Time (Bergen White)
Bless You Little Girl (Bergen White)

Modern Sound 544; Modern Sound 552--No artists credited


Lee

Easter and some late Good Friday shellac!

Some late Good Friday and pre-Easter Easter selections, starting with Emma L. Ashford's famous choral work, Lift Up Your Heads, which ends with a dose of All Hail the Power the Power of Jesus' Name. Wish I had a copy of the words to post, but you can download a choral copy on line if you wish.  Technically, it's an Ascension number, but it's used on Easter, so here it is.  The all-time gospel Easter song (along with He Lives, aka I Serve a Risen Savior) is here in a version I haven't posted before--Christ Arose, this time by the Collegiate Choir on Brunswick, 1920.

The mainline-hymnal all-time classic, Christ the Lord Is Risen To-day, is sung (beautifully) by Louise Homer.

We get three helpings of the ultra-down home Southern quartet Smith's Sacred Singers, two Homer Rodeheavers, and two Trinity Choir selections.  Profoundly distinguished Fanny Crosby lyrics in the classic Tell Me the Story of Jesus, and a superb text for Are You Washed in the Blood of the Lamb.  I'm just now appreciating the ingeniousness of the latter's words.

I'd meant to get this up earlier, but what are plans in the scheme of things?  Enjoy!  More Easter sounds to come.




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Lift up Your Heads (Emma L. Asford)--Columbia A1713 (1915)
Old Rugged Cross (George Bennard)--Arthur Cornwall and William Cleary, 1930
Christ the Lord Is Risen To-day (C. Wesley)--Louise Homer, Contralto, 1922
Christ Arose (Lowry)--Collegiate Choir, 1920
Jesus Died for Me--Smith's Sacred Singers,1929
He Bore It All (Baxter Jr.-Stamps)--Same, 1927
Love Led Him to Calvary (Webster-Gabriel)--Mrs. William Asher-Homer Rodeheaver, 1925
Are You Washed in the Blood of the Lamb (Elisha A. Hoffman)--Smith's Sacred Singers, 1929
Tell Me the Story of Jesus (Fanny J. Crosby--Jno. R. Sweney)--Homer Rodeheaver, 1920
Calvary (Darwood-Sweney)--Trinity Choir, 1913
Jesus Lives!  (Gellert-Cox-Gauntlett)--Same, 1922


Lee