We--well, I--continue our series of less common Burt Bacharach sides, and included are some less-than-household titles and some well-known Burt numbers--the latter, however, in "alternate," lesser-known versions. The famous titles include
Blue on Blue; The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance; The Story of My Life; They Long to Be Close to You; The Windows of the World (Hal's Vietnam protest number); and
What's New,
Pussycat. Famous numbers, only the performers are John Preston (who?), Jimmie Rodgers, Frankie Laine, Richard Chamberlain, Merv Griffin, and an unidentified singer (
Pussycat). Some of the lesser known titles are in the bad to mediocre range--
Take Me to Your Ladder (terrible even by sex-hungry-women-aliens-on-other-worlds standards),
Don't Unless You Love Me (maybe the most blah Burt number of all), Freddie and the Dreamers'
I Fell in Love with Your Picture (which I can't picture anyone falling in love with), and
Living Together,
Growing Together, whose melody is pleasant enough but whose words are just dumb. I don't know what I think of
Little Betty Falling Star (you just
know that's not a Hal title), except that I'm pleasantly surprised by the perfectly decent singing voice of George Hamilton (yes,
that George Hamilton).
The Night That Heaven Fell is a near-classic, let down by its final section, which has a "Let's get this thing over with" feeling. Too bad.
Send Me No Flowers, the theme from the Doris Day film, and
Boys Were Meant for Girls are extremely pleasant numbers, and I'm not sure if I consider
A Girl Like You a classic or something short of one. It's quite lovely, and I'm assuming the lyricist, credited on the label as Anne Croswell with a single s, is this
Anne Pearson Crosswell listed at IMDb. At any rate, it's cool to see the "Burt Bacharach-Anne Croswell" credit on the label after encountering endless Burt pairings with Hal David, Wilson Stone, Paul Hampton, and Bob (
The Coffee Song) Hilliard. And novel to see Burt's name in first place, since typically the lyricist was listed first. Such things are exciting to vinyl collectors. We're weird people. Oh, and I dig misspellings of Bacharach, though nothing quite matches this Columbia label snafu, in which Hal and Burt, by a typo, are turned into a three-man team:
Yup, H. David, S. Burt, and Bacharach. This rivals anything I've encountered on the junk labels, so what was Columbia's excuse?
Back to topic, there are two masterpieces among the lesser-knowns, the first being
It Seemed so Right Last Night, pretty much a
more mature version of the infinitely better-known Carol King-Gerry Goffin
Will You Love Me Tomorrow, which it predates by two years. Same topic, and neither specifically mentions sex, so the earlier tune can't be charged with playing it safe by comparison. If anything, Hal's words play it less safe--what else can "I loved you more than it was wise" possibly mean? As much as I love Carole, her 64-bar mega-hit doesn't measure up to this overlooked gem, and Mary Mayo's magnificent performance may have a lot to do with that. Burt toys with form to a dizzying degree (the lovely introductory chords pop up wherever Burt feels the need to put them), and Hal's words sound like less like rhymed lyrics than a heartbroken woman privately expressing her grief. Extraordinarily eloquent, and so far ahead of the pop curve--absolutely brilliant, and anyone who can't feel the pain of the singer can't feel anything.
You might gather that
It Seemed so Right Last Night is my favorite Burt-Hal. It very well might be. But there's also the run-over-by-a-speeding-train
The Desperate Hours, featuring a performance by Eileen Rodgers that redefines the word "dynamic," with Eileen backed by a powerful Ray Conniff production and arrangement that rocks the needle off the record without pushing the dynamic level to the max and making everything uniformly LOUD--a practice that ruined many a rock single to come. Conniff's expert use of echo, for me at least, makes it hard to endure some of the more echo-drowned rock discs of the 1960s. Ray showed how to produce a rocking record (whether rock, jazz, or country) with
artistry. He showed that there's a lot you can do with sound in the studio without
destroying it in the process. Then came rock and sonic destruction became hip. Smashing the guitars, amps, etc. was just the next logical step. (No, I don't hate rock that much. But it made a virtue out of deafening loudness.)
The very existence of this Eileen Rodgers disc seems to confuse some Burt discographers, because Burt and Wilson Stone apparently also wrote a promotional song,
These Desperate Hours, for the 1955 movie
The Desperate Hours. Confused yet? Mel Torme sang the latter title. I've tried to piece together the facts behind this mess, but I gave up a while ago. So where the hell does the Rodgers record fit in? I have no idea, but I thank (insert deity of choice) for it.
UPDATE, 8/6/2023: See 8/5/2023 comment section entries: These Desperate Hours dates from 1960 and was not penned by Bacharach and Stone, nor was it connect to the 1955 The Desperate Hours! My thanks to zeno.bardot for the info!
Merv singing
The Windows of the World? Why not? I suspect he was no fan of the war. Neither were Mitch Miller or, as mentioned before, Hal David. The song touches me deeply, and if it's not a favorite of the Burt fans, it's their loss. I've always considered 1965's
What the World Needs Now a rather obvious anti-Vietnam song, and from the year when such songs were coming into vogue (though I hate to use a word like "vogue" in connection with war protest). In 1965, Mitch Miller and the Gang, then on Decca, recorded the devastating
A Ballad from Vietnam (
The Rain on the Leaves). Things that move our soul can come from the least expected sources.
Oh, and
Blue Guitar, which I mentioned last time, though it wasn't in the playlist. I absolutely love it, and it's corny, and Richard Chamberlain's singing is annoying, but the refrain is genius. And if you didn't know that Richard did the first version (in 1963) of
They Long to Be Close to You, you do now. And the proof is in the playlist. He doesn't do too badly, and the sluggish tempo can't be blamed on him--the conductor was Burt himself. And, back to the subject of clunkers, I love the sheer awfulness of the anonymous Modern Sound label version of
What's New, Pussycat (the title of which shows up in different punctuation, or none at all, from version to version), which makes me wonder if Modern Sound could actually have been that unable to find someone who sounded remotely like Tom Jones. It's so bad. BUT it retains the greatest part of the original single--the smashing glass in the intro. The version on Jones' Decca
Greatest Hits LP is a different version and far inferior to the single. No smashing glass, for one thing.
Ian and the Zodiacs' garage-y version of
This Empty Place doesn't hold a candle to Dionne Warwick's hit, but finding the single (at a long-gone flea market) alerted me to the phenomenon of British Invasion groups doing Burt. Which is weird, because I'd grown up with Tom Jones'
Pussycat and with the Beatles' version of
Baby It's You. It should have been old knowledge. But I guess, when we forget something, we stop knowing it. A deep philosophical question for a later post.
LINK:
Less Common Burt, Part 2
All titles Bacharach-David, unless otherwise noted
April Fools--Aretha Franklin, 1972
This Empty Place--Ian and the Zodiacs, 1965
Send Me No Flowers--Doris Day, Arr. and Cond. by Mort Garson, 1964
In Times Like These--Gene McDaniels, Orch. Cond. by Felix Slatkin, 1960
Hot Spell--Margaret Whiting, 1960
The Night That Heaven Fell--Tony Bennett w. Ray Ellis and his Orch. and Cho., 1958
Boys Were Made for Girls--Everit Herter w. Orch. and Chorus Cond. by Hub Atwood, 1960
It Seemed so Right Last Night--Mary Mayo w. Ray Wright and his Orch., 1958
Don't Unless You Love Me (Bacharach-Hampton)--Paul Hampton, Orch. Cond. by Burt Bacharach, 1959
A Girl Like You (Bacharach--Anne Crosswell)--Larry Hall, Orch. Dir. by Al Caiola. 1960
Living Together, Growing Together--The 5th Dimension, 1972
Blue on Blue--John Preston (Hit Records 69)
What's New, Pussycat--No artist credited (Modern Sound MS 1012)
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance--Jimmie Rodgers, 1962
Little Betty Falling Star (Bacharach-Hilliard)--George Hamilton, 1963
The Desperate Hours (Bacharach-Stone)--Eileen Rodgers w. Ray Conniff and his Orch., 1955
Heavenly (Bacharach-Shaw)--Johnny Mathis, Arr. and Cond. by Glenn Osser
Blue Guitar--Richard Chamberlain, Cond. Bill McElhiney, 1963
They Long to Be Close to You--Richard Chamberlain, Cond. Burt Bacharach, 1963
I Fell in Love with Your Picture--Freddie and the Dreamers. 1965
Faithfully (Bacharach-Shaw)--Johnny Mathis, Arr. and Cond. by Glenn Osser, 1959
The Story of My Life--Frankie Laine w. the Jimmy Bowen Orch. and Chorus. 1969
The Windows of the World--Merv Griffin, Arr. and Cond. by Stephen H. Dorff, 1976
Take Me to Your Ladder (I'll See Your Leader Later) (Bacharach-Hilliard)--Buddy Clinton, 1960
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