Monday, September 10, 2018

Best one yet



My next-to-latest comment from Jupiter was a classic (and a two-fer--two whacked-out texts joined together), and I was going to put it up, but then this one arrived:

It's perffect timme to makee a few plans for the longer term and
it is time too be happy. I've read this put up and if I may
I want too counsel you some attention-grabbing
things or advice.  Perhaps youu could write next
articles regarding this article. I desire to read more things about it!

I've been trying to tell that to people for years, and no one listens to me.  As for having someone counsel me some attention-grabbing things or advice, I've always wished someone would.  But what do they charge?  And who are "they"?  And I'm not sure I agree it's perffect timme to makee a few plans for the longer term, since I've got a ton of things going on right now.  But I'm always happy to have people read my put up.

And I just got a call from The Enquirer, said Caller ID.  Cincinnati area code.  Googled it--might be the Cincinnati Enquirer trying to get me to subscribe.  I'm about 140 miles away from Cincinnati, and I've never lived there, and their paper has never come here, and... what's up?

I know--maybe the Enquirer wants too counsel me some attention-grabbing things or advice.  I should have answered.


Lee

3 comments:

Marc Catalano said...

Why not invite them over and offer then a fresh cup of Namibian Cofeve?

Ernie said...

Might be time to start wearing a tinfoil hat. I hear they're coming back into fashion now that the fall is here.

Lee Hartsfeld said...

I still have my old one, but it's getting ragged. I should probably replace my straitjacket, too.