Friday, January 08, 2021
Lowrey Brings Joy to the World (Lowrey 802219; 1982), or Old Lame Sines
Thursday, January 07, 2021
20 German Christmas Favorites--Let's Be Happy and Cheerful; Sleigh Ride From the Sky High; In Dulci Jubilo; O Fir Tree (Peters International 7040; 1977)
Since I've got the thing ripped and ready, I may put the Lowrey LP up, anyway--after all, I didn't swipe Ernie's rip or images. Decisions, decisions. For the moment, we have a wonderful LP of the TV-offer-looking variety--20 German Christmas Favorites--and it's packed with top-quality performances, and it even has a choral version of Silent Night that I love. Typically, I don't even like choral versions of Silent Night--not because it's not a good number (it's a great one, imo), but because it's probably the most played traditional Christmas number of them all. Few things remain fresh after a zillion plays--except for Jingle Bells. But the Thomanchor version in this collection is totally splendid, and I hated having to do a quick fade-out at the end, but a noisy defect in the pressing made it necessary. A noisy conclusion to Silent Night--the irony. Anyway, I spared your ears the sound of the errant closing grooves.
And just Googled "Most popular traditional Christmas song," expecting a list of traditional Christmas songs--i.e., carols and hymns of the non-Tin Pan Alley type. And, of course, the idiotnet--er, internet--coughed up lists which include Frosty the Snowman and The Christmas Song. Great job, internet--don't simply play to ignorance, encourage it! Anyway, Silent Night would certainly be one of the most-sung traditional Christmas songs, even if "traditional" apparently has no meaning in cyberspace. ("Well, my mom heard it on the radio, so it's got to be real old!")
Bryan led me to the free Google Translate app, which translates writing from images, and I used it for the first time here. It did mostly a good job, though there were wonky moments--I had to figure out that, in addition to a couple other terms, "People's style" meant "Folk song." I'm assuming. And I'm still not sure about Sleigh Ride From the Sky High, but I'll take Microsoft's word for it. The funnest of the literal translations was the one for the great Martin Luther chorale, Vom Himmel hoch, da komm ich her (From Heaven Above to Earth I Come), which came out as That's Where I Come From. Okay. And O Tannenbaum is O Fir Tree, and I like that, so I kept it. And I have no idea what A Muh, A Mowing is all about (animal sounds?)--only four matches in a Google search, one of which has someone asking, "'A Muh, a mowing' is a Christmas song?" Apparently, yes. I think.
And we get a lovely version of the already lovely Italian carol You Come Down from the Stars, only under the title, Children's Eyes Under the Christmas Tree, which sounds like something out of Charles Addams. I'm guessing it means something more like, "Children searching for presents under the tree." I hope, anyway. Again, marvelous performances, and I'm guessing that these are performers famous in Germany (duh), though I only recognize James Last. A perfect mix of solo and choral material, and this should have been my opening post for 2020.
And can anyone explain Power up the Door? Wait--Wikipedia to the rescue: Macht hoch die Tür. "Fling wide the door." Of course. What was I thinking?
"Freddy," by the way, is a terrific singer--his rendition of Vom Himmel Hoch is gorgeous. He must be the Austrian singer Freddy Quinn. Merry Christmas!
DOWNLOAD: 20 German Christmas Favorites (Peters International 7040; 1977)
Lee
Tuesday, January 05, 2021
If you want the feeling of floating, buy Super Boron!
I searched everywhere for this acetate, except in a crate of 12-inch 78s, where it's probably waiting to be found (unless it fell into an alternate dimension). Access to the crate is limited, so I'm using a previous rip, plus a previous scan. I had my heart set on a new rip, but these tracks are very lo-fidelity, so it probably doesn't matter. These are Sohio/Boron radio spots for Ex-tane gas, apparently the ideal winter car fuel. No idea on the year, but I'm guessing 1962/63.
The ads run the gamut from funny to weird (or both), and there's some unintentional humor in cut 5, a rhythmic narration in which the announcer can't quite find the proper meter--this is followed by a far more successful effort. The henpecked husband in tracks 3 and 4 sounds familiar--anyone who recognizes this voice actor, let me know. All I can say for sure is that it's not Wally Cox.
Help stop hubcap theft, and don't forget to buy Atlas Cushionaire Tires! Only two days until (Julian calendar) Christmas...
DOWNLOAD: Sohio ET #54 ad spots
Lee
Monday, January 04, 2021
SPC, Pickwick, and Spear Records Christmas!--Sing a Kris Kringle Jingle, Sleigh Ride, Mixie Pixie, Love Is Strange
Let's pretend we're living in the days before England's Calendar Act of 1750, in which case Christmas would be three days from now, on the 7th. And let's further pretend that the internet was invented more than 250 years ahead of time. So, we have the internet, and the Julian calendar is still valid, so... we're good to go.
This time, more kiddie stuff, some of it performed by kiddies, including three Pickwick tracks which appeared on both Playhour Records (in mono) and on this two-record set (in stereo):
The Joyous Season was a Pickwick special, by which I mean it was Pickwick at its... Pickwick-est. Not only are there no artist credits to be found, there isn't even a label name--that is, unless The Joyous Season was supposed to pull double duty as both the set title and the label name. With Pickwick, any act of cheapness is possible. By the way, my copy made it to Goodwill with only one record in the fold-out packet, so I guess I could call mine The Semi-Joyous Season. Miraculously, the single, sleeveless record is in like-new condition. Except for the missing record, someone took good care of this. (Maybe they never played it.)Next, Spear Records, which Discogs tells us was connected to Spear Products. Going to Spear Products, we learn that Spear Products was connected to Spear Records. Going to Spear Records, we learn that Spear Records was connected to Spear Products. So, going to Spear Products, we... (Somebody stop me... Help!!) Whew. And, so, we--or, at least, I--know zilch about Spear Records, except that it was a very, very cheap operation which managed to convince some talented folks to record for it, which only goes to show that there are more talented people than labels to feature them. Something like that. The Spear sides are fun and short. Their 45s were co-released with six-inch 78s in the manner of Golden Records. Which was connected with Golden Products, which was connected with Golden Records, which was connected with... just kidding.
Next, La Dee Dah and Love Is Strange. And what are these two numbers doing in a holiday playlist?
And here are four later (post-1950s) SPC efforts, from an EP whose sleeve art makes me cringe. I don't know why. Rudolph is supposed to look cute, but... I don't know. Something's wrong with the art. For one thing, he doesn't look like a reindeer. Maybe that's it. And did I say post-1950? Yes, except for the same ol' Johnny Kay version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, which likely showed up in so many different issues, someone could write a book about it. Or at least a long chapter in Johnny Kay--a Discography. Kay was the SPC singer with Perry Como's voice but not his looks--he looked more like Johnny Desmond, but with less sex appeal. Not knocking his looks--Kay had nothing to worry about in that department, but we all know that singing stars need more than excellent pipes if they're going to make it big. Oh, and Rudolph's Christmas Party may not set new standards for terribleness, but then again... Other than Kay (who, of course, is not credited), the artists on Rudolph are the usual unknown kid singers. We have to wonder if there was a special musician's union for uncredited artists.
Saturday, January 02, 2021
I Don't Believe in Santa Claus/Teddy Bear--The Staffords, Featuring Mark
When I spotted I Don't Believe in Santa Claus on eBay, I knew it had to be one of two things: a cute-kid-singing-loudly-and-off-key number or a piece of garage band punk, circa-1967. I was leaning toward the latter, since the title seems a bit subversive for the I Saw Mommy../Nuttin' for Christmas genre, but... sure enough, it's a cute-kid-singing-loudly-and-out-of-key Christmas number. As in, very out of key, and very loudly. Maybe the Staffords (featuring Mark) were trying to bring new life (and volume) to this type of tune, but the lyrics don't work. The song goes from (spoiler alert!) Mark denying the existence of St. Nick and promising to be as bad as he can manage to be, only to take everything back and assure us that he does, he does, he does believe in Santa Claus. You see, the first part was all a bad dream. He was dreaming that he didn't believe in Santa Claus. This isn't a case of a good concept gone wrong--it's more like a vague concept evaporating before the needle reaches the run-off portion.
Who, I wonder, was "Schoch" (second label)? And was this the 177th 45 in his or her collection? Note how the letters are written in ink over pencil. Normally, I would have cloned out the writing, but "Schoch" seemed fitting. I can't explain why. Nor can I explain why my Epson decided this bright green label was something much closer to blue.
The flip (?), Teddy Bear, is not an Elvis cover, but a would-be heartwarmer about how the simplest things in life are the best ("Happiness is a big brown teddy bear"). Mark has all he wants or could ever want for Christmas--a teddy bear--but his two friends, both of whom got much fancier gifts, couldn't disagree more. That is, until Mark belts out a tribute to his teddy bear, whereupon his friends join him (leaping ahead of the arrangement, it sounds like) for this classic chorus:
"Teddy bear, teddy bear, You are my friend, you are my friend, Through rain or shine, shine or rain, Through thick or thin, thin or thick, You're a tried and true, real true blue, cuddly teddy bear..."
You know you want to hear this, just to make sure I didn't dream it. Maybe I did...
(UPDATE: See Bob's comment. Lyricist Max Spickol, who did the less than memorable lyrics for the first side, also wrote the words for Bill Haley's ABC Boogie, among other songs!)
DOWNLOAD: I Don't Believe in Santa Claus/Teddy Bear--The Staffords (G&S Records 111168)
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