Sunday, July 04, 2021

Fakes for the Fourth--Top Hits (Synthetic Plastics Co. 116)


I couldn't remember what I was going to call this post--"Firework of Fakes," maybe?  Or "Fireworks of Fakes"?  Then it came back to me--"Fakes for the Fourth."  So simple, so efficient.  And so easy to space out.

So, we have an actual couple (i.e., real people) on the cover, as opposed to the usual amateurish line drawing of a couple, which is nice.  And we know for sure this is an SPC (Synthetic Plastics Co.) product.  We have three major clues: 1) The terrible pressing, 2) The "Promenade Orchestra and Chorus" credit, and 3) The words "Manufactured by Synthetic Plastics Co." on the back cover.  That third one is the clincher.  Technically, this doesn't even have a label name, unless "Top Hits" is meant to function as both the LP and label titles.  I wouldn't put that past SPC.

Despite all this, the fakes are unusually good this time around--I enjoyed every track, including the weirdly sung Will You Love Me Tomorrow, that Carole King and Gerry Goffin classic for The Shirelles.  Here, the lead singer sounds too old (too old to be having a "Did I go too far?" self-session, at least), and she enunciates the words oddly.  But the track only cost a dime, originally, and it only cost me a nickel (half-off day at Goodwill on the 3rd), so I can't complain.  I'm simply observing.

Thanks to the miracles of digital sound editing (plus, two copies of the LP, so I could swap tracks when necessary), I was able to get the audio up to near-legit levels.  Getting these crackly (even when mint) SPC wonders to sound like anything but crap is the challenge, and I met it well, I think.  Really, most of the credit goes to the two programs I use, but I prefer to give myself the glory, for reasons of ego.  For scanning, I chose the cleaner of the two jackets, though it was cut way off center on both sides.  Three photo programs to the rescue, and I got things level by creating new white margins.

Normally, I'd have checked the Promenade EP versions of these tracks to find the (fake) artist credits, but by this time, SPC had stopped concocting amusing pseudonyms--its EPs were employing the same lame catch-all as this LP ("The Promenade Orchestra and Chorus").  So it goes.

Fakes for the Fourth! "Nifty Knockoffs" might do it, too.  In all probability, this came out in 1961.  I was four, and I don't think I was yet aware of the Top 40, let alone the fake Top 40...

Fakes for the Fourth.  Ten nifty knockoffs. 


DOWNLOAD: Tops Hits (SPC 116; probably 1961)


PLAYLIST

Pepe (Originally Duane Eddy and The Rebels)
Your Other Love (Originally The Flamingos)
There She Goes (Originally Jerry Wallace)
Wings of a Dove (Originally Ferlin Husky)
Many Tears Ago (Originally Connie Francis)
The Story of My Love (Originally Paul Anka)
A Thousand Stars (Originally Kathy Young)
Will You Love Me Tomorrow (King-Goffin) (Originally The Shirelles)
Angel Baby (Originally Rosie and the Originals)
I Count the Tears (Originally The Drifters)
The Promenade Orchestra and Chorus (SPC 116; probably 1961)

Top Hits: The Promenade Orchestra and Chorus (SPC 116)


Lee


15 comments:

Ernie said...

That cover looks almost professional, except for the genericness...

Thanks again for the music, Lee!

Buster said...

This was an interesting time in music - the non-rock rock period. Almost all of these songs are country or pop. I'm not complaining, just observing, mind you - I like these numbers. I believe I have the Rosie and the Originals, Shirelles, Jerry Wallace and Ferlin Husky LPs, and probably others.

Lee Hartsfeld said...

Buster,

How do you define rock? To me, this music mostly sounds like 1961 rock and roll, save for the country numbers. I hear a huge African-American influence, plus song types that hugely influenced the Beatles, Beach Boys, Turtles, and so on. Rock is sort of a myth, really, given that it's typically defined as some combination of blues and country. A notion that has me wondering exactly where the country content is to be found in "Earth Angel," "Gee," "Annie Had a Baby," or the vocal antics of the Marcels. Not trying to argue (-:, but I think "rock" has always been a fluid category, if I'm using that adjective correctly.

Stan S. said...

Thanks for the Great Memories of Yesteryears Gone by. I hope the folks like you and I appreciate the fine work you do. I know the Aliens and Robots do.. Take Care and keep up up the Navy Spirit.

Stan S. said...

Lee, Watch out for those M-90's they have a real charge to them.. Happy 4th of July 2021 Thanks for everything.

Bryan said...

Hi Lee, sorry for the late reply. This cover lp contains two of my favorites.
A Thousand Stars and Angel Baby. These covers were well done. Thanks for the share. Bryan

krobigraubart said...

Thanks for the upload! I compared "A Thousand Stars" and "Angel Baby" with the tunes on the Promenade EP A 54-16. The artists are the same, but the tracks on the Promenade EP are shorter; i.e. on the EP version of "Angel baby" the part with the saxophone is missing.

Lee Hartsfeld said...

Stan S.--

Thanks, Stan! Hope you had a great Fourth.

Lee Hartsfeld said...

Bryan--

Glad you enjoyed--I loved this version of "A Thousand Stars," too. I'm pretty surprised at the quality of this LP (and the other one I scored at Goodwill--also an SPC issue). SPC must have had a lot of superior studio pros working under the table about this time (1961, most likely).

Lee Hartsfeld said...

krobigraubart--

My pleasure. And that was the usual rule with the EPs vs. the LPs, at least with SPC--the singles are always shortened (so as to stick six selections on one EP). One surprising thing about SPC, given its super-low budget, was how expertly it edited its tracks. That is, I think they literally spliced things down (as opposed to doing two different takes). The splicing work on the junk labels was amazingly professional, in general.

Diane said...

Fun stuff, Lee! We're currently visiting family on the east coast, so of course I hit a local Goodwill. Its few LPs were $1.59 each. Now I can't wait to get back to our midwest GWs with 100s of 29-cent wonders!

muiscman1979 said...

You need to plan on doing a new rip of this album in the near future. I tried your exsisting links on Saturday and they were unavailable. I was slightly disappointed, because I was looking forward to listening to it, because these were cuts that I have not yet encountered in my SPC fake hits LP hunts. Thanks.

Lee Hartsfeld said...

musicman1979,

Sorry about that--WorkUpload likes to drop files, for some reason. I re-upped the zip file to pCloud. The link is working now.

Lee Hartsfeld said...

At the moment, pCloud is doing nothing but clocking. I hope you can get in.

musicman1979 said...

Links are working! First track, "Pepe", is the exact same version that is on my 8-song "America's Top Tunes" that I told you about a few weeks ago. While the orchestra is almost spot-on, the singer on "Will You Love Me Tomorrow" sounds like a cross between June Valli and Miss Toni Fisher than Shirley Alston-Reeves of the Shirelles; So far I Have not found a good soundalike version to compete with the Shirelles original.

The singer singing "Your Other Love" has a sound similar to the styles of Gene McDaniels, Lenny Welch, and even Roy Hamilton. Good version of the Flamingos classic, however, my all-time favorite cover of this song is Dean Martin's on his classic Everybody Loves Somebody LP in 1964.

With the exception of a touch of echo in the percussion, the SPC take on "A Thousand Stars" is a spot-on fake of the Kathy Young and the Innocents original, with the exception of some delayed background vocals. One of the better soundalikes that SPC put out. I do miss the end guitar riff on the SPC soundalike, yet for the most part, "A Thousand Stars" Is an A+ cut in my book.


the same singer who sang on "Your Other Love" also sings on "I Count the Tears." If it some of this sounds vaguely familar, some of the main riff was re-used on the much bigger hit from The Grass Roots in 1966-67, "Let's Live For Today".

Where is John Logan when you need him? The singer singing "There She Goes" sounds nothing like Jerry Wallace, instead sounding like a mellower version of Bobby Vinton. Very unique soundalike, yet SPC nailed down Wallace's vocal sound and style to a "T" on their fake of "Primrose Lane" which you posted last week.

Good take on "Many Tears Ago" The singer sounds more like Joanie Sommers than Connie Francis or Hit Records' resident Connie faker, Connie Sue Landers. Great beat to this as well, however, the whistling is a bit over the top.

It sounds like the singer aping Paul Anka's style on "The Story Of My Love" is a much better one than the one who got the chance to warble "Put Your Head On My Shoulder" on Biggest Hits of '59. This singer really nails down a lot of key elements of Paul Anka's vocal technique.

I will have to check my America's Top Tunes to see if this the same version of "Angel Baby" that Tops used, To my ears, it sounds like this singer is more in tune than Rosie of Rosie and the Originals. Dare I say that this soundalike is slightly better than the hit original!

Finally, very realistic take of "Wings of A Dove". This ia s GREAT SPC Fake hits collection. Hopefully I will come across a copy of this record one day in my hunts so that I can proudly add it to the collection. Thanks for sharing and for fixing the links. I really enjoyed this one.